It starts with one simple Aspirin for a simple
head ache. When the one Aspirin will no longer
cover up the headache, take two. After a few
months, when two Aspirin will no longer cover
up the headache, you take one of the stronger
compounds. By that time it becomes necessary
to take something for the ulcers that have been
caused by the aspirin. Now that you are taking
two medicines, you have a good start.

After a few months these medications will
disrupt your liver function. If a good infection
develops, you can take some penicillin.
Of course the penicillin will damage your red blood corpuscles and spleen so that you develop
anemia. Another medication is then taken
to cover up the anaemia. By this time all of these
medications will put such a strain on your kidneys they should break down.

It is now time to take some antibiotics. When these destroy your natural resistance to
disease, you can expect a general flare-up of
all of your symptoms.

The next step is to cover up all of these symptoms
with sulpha drugs . When the kidneys finally plug up
you can have them drained. Some poisons will build
up in your system but you can keep going quite a
while this way.

By now the medications will be so confused they
won't know what they are supposed to be doing,
but it doesn't really matter. If you have followed
every step as directed you can now make an
appointment with your undertaker.
This game is played by practically all Americans,
except for the few ignorant souls who follow nature.